*Conversation of the Week*

Me: "Tori, I'm so excited for your birthday, its going to be better than Christmas!"
Tori: "Mom, it Can't be Better than Christmas, there is no way."
Me: "Oh, but it will be, you just wait."
Tori (in distress): "Mom, it can't be, Christmas is Jesus's birthday, and this is just mine, and Jesus's birthday is way more important!"